he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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