Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
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I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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