I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
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Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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