question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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