i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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