it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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