We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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