Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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