I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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