the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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