you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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