yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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