she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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