She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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