watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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