i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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