how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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