i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Found the puke drawer
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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