am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
It's shark week go big or go home
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.