...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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