i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Panties = found
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
