whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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