I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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