Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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