Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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