Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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