Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
it was like eating out sand paper
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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