You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He's on the porch naked. Help.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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