yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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