Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
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Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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