So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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