Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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