If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
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