just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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