Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
