What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
He? As in you personified your dick?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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