Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
last night I used snow as a chaser
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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