your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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