just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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