just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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