i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
it glows. i had to have it.
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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