its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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