do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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