I think my fart just growled at me.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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