Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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