do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Your cock deserves a montage
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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