Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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