This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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