I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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