fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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