Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I am mentally ready for anal.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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