U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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