I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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