That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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