covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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